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YOUR MAN CARD -


TAGS: earned not given man card
Rating: 4.7/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:30 pm
While I was at work; two neighborhood thugs tried to hassle my mother for money. When I came home she tolled me what the had done. I got my gun and tolled them where to get off and what would happen if the didn't. The never bothered her. Man points +100.
Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 6:39 am
I am going to print that and cut out the card 5L
Airman - July 6, 2011, 11:01 am
you're right Derek.. 6 is about it. I posted it because I thought the list was pretty dumb, and I meant to make a comment about that, but I ended up forgetting about it. Bomb away 440.. that list deserves it.. except, I did always want to be a. lumberjack
rubys - July 5, 2011, 11:15 pm
This an amazing blog post dude. You made some good points there. Thank you so much for sharing it. Kudos! I also wanna share this christmas lights article that we have.
Derek - July 5, 2011, 10:02 pm
Ugh, 6/15 maybe. Any "15/15" men left out there? Anywhere?
440wakeup - July 5, 2011, 10:00 pm
I'm not gonns bomb this but these make you a hill-billy not a man. where is quote godfellas at the appropriate time. When I was 15 I bet 2janitors I could carry a refrigerator up 3 flights of stares faster than the two of them could carry one fdridge up


FORGIVENESS - "I pardon you."




LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

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crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat fucks and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own penises
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Photo, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a shot in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so damn disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...Assholes.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy dicks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of assholes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!


BACON ROSE'S -


TAGS: bacon rose forgiven
Rating: 4.55/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:30 pm
English... the forgotten language.
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:30 pm
English... the forgotten language.


I PRAYED FOR A BIKE - After three years I gave up and stole one. Then I prayed for forgiveness. Now I know the system.




ANA - What did she do to get given a Lexus?


TAGS: what did she do to get given a lexus
Rating: 3.76/5

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forseti - March 25, 2010, 9:32 am
WillianC, you're really a genius! - Ana's legs are great, that's the answer!!!!!11111oneoneoneeleven
WillianC - October 8, 2009, 6:05 pm
Anaslex change position S n L them we have ANALSEX sorry for the english i'm not so good in that
Derek - October 8, 2009, 5:40 pm
She really wanted disLexus ;})


THE LADY AND THE TRAMP -




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage day shes given up smoking the pipe
Rating: 4.25/5

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rerun - March 8, 2010, 10:17 pm

brings a tear to my eyes.


sorrow -


TAGS: monster guilt forgiveness shame
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 24, 2014, 3:00 am
Man, if I was you, I'd kill myself. Hang on, I'll see if I can find you a pistol.
Sho - February 23, 2014, 1:24 pm
That moment when you keep scrolling up and down because it's that good. 5L
GaryO - February 23, 2014, 1:10 pm
Oh, sure, yet another profound poster….my left eye involuntarily closing while the rest of my face takes on the appearance of a goat trying to whistle……damm demotigasms
lgvernon - February 23, 2014, 12:55 pm

Yes. Yes, you have. Now aren't you ashamed of yourself? 5L


Precisely -




I WAS LUCKY IN THE ORDER -


TAGS: unforgiven movie clint banning
Rating: 4.17/5

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Bartimaeus - March 12, 2010, 12:53 am
lol I love The Unforgiven, especially that half-blind guy with the shotgun. He reminds me of my paw.


CHERISH INSULTS -




Road To Perdition -




Desperation -


TAGS: hunger marriage fighting anger forgiveness
Rating: 4.67/5

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Pushkin - March 1, 2016, 11:59 pm
Thanks mizzdizz. I knew you would like it.
mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 11:11 pm
HAHAHAHA!!!!! 'Limbo'!!! GREAT response, Push! LOL!
Rick69 - February 25, 2016, 3:18 pm
In that case, if this is the lowest you can go, I'm remaining very optimistic about the rest of your posters.
Pushkin - February 25, 2016, 11:18 am
No, I haven't. I've set it very low. I'm not a jumper. I do the limbo.
Rick69 - February 24, 2016, 2:39 pm
I'd like to think you've set your own bar high enough to avoid "vacant" posters like these.


FORGIVENESS -




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